Written by Spike Milligan. Performed by The Goons (1956).

Lyrics

(Orchestra warms up, then start to cough)

Milligan: (Shhh's Orchestra, then whispers) "1,2,3,4"

(Short musical intro) 

Milligan: 
You gotta go oww
You gotta go oww
You gotta go ow, ha,ha ha, haaa, if you wanna go oww

You gotta go oww
You gotta go oww 
You gotta go ow, ha,ha ha, haww, if you wanna go oww

You say it every morning
say it every night
Say it under water
You'll feel alright

But you gotta go oww
(whistle)
You gotta go oww 
(whistle) 
You gotta go ow, ha,ha ha, haww, if you wanna go oww

Yeah!, You gotta go... (Milligan coughs, music stops, orchestra coughs. Milligan shh's orchestra, burps and raspberries are blown) 

(whispers) "1,2,3,4"
(Loud coughs, the more Shhhing)

(short musical intro replayed)

Milligan: You gotta go oww
Posh Voice: He's going to go ohhh
Milligan: You gotta go oww
Posh Voice: He's going to go ohhh
You gotta go ow, ha,ha ha, haww, if you wanna go oww
Posh Voice: He's just been ohhhed
Milligan:
You gotta go oww 
You gotta go oww
You gotta go ow, ha,ha ha, haa, if you wanna go oww

You say it every morning 
(dog bark)
Say it every night 
You say it under water
(bubble noise as if trying to sing under water)

Milligan: You gotta go... 
High Voice: oooohhhh oohhh ooohhh 
Milligan: You gotta go... 
High Voice: oooohhhh oohhh ooohhh
Milligan: You gotta go... 
High Voice: oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh
Milligan: If you wanna go...
High Voice: oooohhhh eeeeee ooohhh

(Instrumental, Minnie Bannister sings along)

(Orchestra starts coughing again and gradually stop playing)
High Voice (in background): Ohh dear. Ohh dear.
(Coughing fades out)